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Melissa. 19. California.

enriquesmole:

call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm 

(via d3ssins)

internetexplorers:

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

(via boyslut)